simp-licity:

fawun:

I’m done with this website

WHAT IS THIS HAHAHA

simp-licity:

fawun:

I’m done with this website

WHAT IS THIS HAHAHA

unbrokenable:

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.

baracknobama:

baracknobama:

i lost my glasses today

i cant see how this could have happened

Shit Lucifer says | Hataraku Maou-sama!


  • parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
  • runs-on-reindeer:

    When my sister was in the Marines some little shit told her to make him a sandwich so she went to his boss and they used money from the asshole’s next paycheck to order subs for the entire squadron

    hilariouspuns:

    What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down stairs?

    A condescending con descending.

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    16 (as of 2013) ○ female ○ living down under
    video games, anime, part of my life basically.

    wooh, year of study 2014 ‘ere i come.