beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

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hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

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  • mom: can you do me a favor?
  • me: will you pay me?
  • mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
  • me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.
  • simsgonewrong:

and you thought your family picture was bad

    simsgonewrong:

    and you thought your family picture was bad

    frickgerard:

    [at my own wedding] can I stay in the car

    monochromaticlight:

    math class is the class where your inner artist comes out more than in your actual art class

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    16 (as of 2013) ○ female ○ living down under
    video games, anime, part of my life basically.

    wooh, year of study 2014 ‘ere i come.